May 2013
americanonline:
americanonline:
look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick
i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
April 2013
jackingtonoff:
AND NOW IM CRYING A LOT BECAUSE PETE SAID IN AP THAT HE WAS PATRICK’S BEST MAN
xxphilpix:
dirtybongobeats:
lowkeat:
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
Considering hatred is a learned behavior, and babies are born without hate.. Love is the absence of hate.
inbox:
please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes
Put a LETTER in my ask box and I'll tell you 5...
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
#then everything changed when the Christians attacked
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
First person to say “Mine now” in the ask box owns...
jugglekingstone:
DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH
welcometothepettingzoomuthafucka:
Would you rather relive your high school prom or watch a video of your own birth happening?
shercasm:
if i ever get famous im going to make a tumblr and only reblog things about my tv show or movie or whatever but everyone will think its just a normal fandom blog and they wont know its me and people will follow me and ill make tumblr friends and one day ill skype my best tumblr friend and ill turn on my camera and theyll just be looking at their favourite celebrity like how amazing...
thesilentsleeper:
if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
call me by my name
send me porn
type like you’re having a mental breakdown
that’s it
March 2013
Just some writing.
It was a dreary, dark December night, everything around was covered in glistening snow, gleaming under the dim street lights. The bitter cold seeping into every pore of her body as she sat there. Alone. Head spinning, dark thoughts clouding her once optimistic head. Once, but that was long ago, well it seemed like an age away. For as long as she could remember she was struggling to keep her head...
theworldinverts:
ifuckedmartinfreeman:
fishingboatproceeds:
karasaysraaawr:
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken...
westbor0baptistchurch:
Masturbating with your pinky up because you’re sophisticated
I don’t wanna live anymore tbh.
I wanna know what people assume about me because...
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.
Personal.
Everybody hates me.
I don’t like it. It makes me feel like I’m nothing, like I’m some abnormal freak that everyone despises. And I don’t know why? I’ve never done anything bad.
I know its not jealousy as I have nothing for anyone to be jealous of, I’m ugly, I’m boring, sure I’m intelligent but so are they some more so. The only thing I have going...
A taste of Blood.: Oh shit, Ive got something to... →
ashcostello:
Look. We are all human. Its so simple. Its just so fucking simple. We are all human. We are all different. We are all given different gifts. We all fuck up. We all make mistakes. We all hurt. We have all hurt someone else. Once these things sink in, accepting your own faults and the faults of…
A taste of Blood.: Right now. →
ashcostello:
For the past year…. I’ve been on that part of the roller coaster where youre clicking upward…. Almost at the top. Where everything is TOO perfect. “The high” it’s called. Life has a funny way of teaching you lessons and giving you what you need to learn. Since October and right now…. I’m on the…
If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're...
have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it
because i have
hiddles-is-my-god:
Do you ever just hate yourself because you’ve let yourself become dependent on someone who doesnt need you like you need them
phantomofthecity:
salvadorolliesout:
kolkolkola:
has anyone even noticed how hot the dude on the ten dollar bill is
I mean look at this fucker
you mean alexander goddamn hamilton?? hell yeah he was a stud RAVISH ME LIKE YOUR TREASURY
jesus christ founding father more like founding hottie CAN I GET AN AMEN
okay its official
we are swooning over alexander hamilton
we need to get...
