I have learned a valuable lesson today.
craigandthecrickets: I should not constantly refer to Andrew’s father as shrek and his GF as Princess fiona and tell him that when ever his father climaxes he sings hymns… And then go on to sing them. Also Penis is amazing. As is the whole cast one one direction. And remember everyone, NEVER SAY NEVER XOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3 kisses all round.
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craigandthecrickets: It’s true i always have, and Andrew’s especially. always knew this :P
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