May 2012
Drop a color in my ask box. Anon or not. Please?
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Tan: Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
Searching for Heaven while Running through Hell:... →
captn-sarcasm:
I’ve been never part of such a horrible fan base (this is besides A7X, which is crazy all on it’s own). Most of you are 14 year brats that are pissed off that “your man” is taken. Face reality bitches, they’re not going to fuck you and be with you. If you were any kind of fan you’d respect their…
We'll fall like angels if we lose what matters.:... →
craigandthecrickets:
And I thought it was about time I shared a few of my deepest secrets with you.
1 I love Sophie and Kate more than my mirror loves my hair.
2 I have a secret guilty pleasure for britney spears, I’d givr her more anyday and her perfume really brings out my eyes.
3 I have a haggis fetish, I don’t…
i love it hard, and fast and in the tightest gaps...
craigandthecrickets:
Dental floss you dirty bastards, I use it for erasing the taste of cock. Fs
Just because someone dies, it doesnt automatically...
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
